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[Error: unknown template qotd] First a serious answer. I want to be cremated and my wife keep my ashes. If she remarries or gets serious with someone, it's okay to put them in storage. If there's no one to pass them down to, scatter them over the ocean before you die.

Now, the rest of the story.

I've always said, if I get filthy, stinking, nasty, disgusting rich, there will be a proviso in the will to inherit my billions, boys and girls.

I want to be stuffed and mounted when I die (in the taxidermy sense, you pervs) and given to my heir.

The heir will be required to display me prominently in his or her home or they lose the fortune.

They can dress me up in funny costumes, pose me, whatever. I don't care. But I have to be displayed for all to see!

"Him? That's crazy uncle Spart. I have to display him or we're living under a bridge. Doesn't stop me from putting him in a tutu with a sword in one hand and a French horn in the other though! Jeeves, bring me another martini!"


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